Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I intend to get homeless drunk
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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