So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
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do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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