i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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