I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
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If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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