Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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