My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
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I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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