bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Someone signed my nipple.
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