can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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