Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
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Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
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Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
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