I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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