god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
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he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
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I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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