i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
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ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
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WHAT??
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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