he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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