Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
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It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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