Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
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I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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