Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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