I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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