Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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