Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Plan B is the new Plan A
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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