They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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