Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
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He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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