I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
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