WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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