That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
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he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I deserve to be covered in dicks
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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