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google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
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so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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