just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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