i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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