No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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