I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
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so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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