Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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