He kissed a someone with a penis
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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Sorry about my life...
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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