I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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