either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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