What a fucking waste of an outfit
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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