Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
This is my gift to your gina
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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