I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
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1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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