There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
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Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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