one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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