3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
My ass is underappreciated
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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