I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
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Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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