Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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