Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
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He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
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Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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