Having a random hookup so left but love u
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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