What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
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I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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