Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
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As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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