I'm gonna have a badass scar
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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