when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
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So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
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Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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