im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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