You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
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Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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