dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize